Why does everyone think I'll make some sexual reference
Some about me:
I once got caught pulling one off in the bath when I was 11, by my dad who was walking past. He just said "be careful you don't pull it off!"
I once got a cap gun stuck on my lip. Jesus, that hurt!
I once got my head stuck in a kiddies push along toy.
I believed for ages that if my Great Gran took her earrings out if she drank a cup of tea it would come out of the holes!
I have had skin grafts from the inside of my right thigh to cover part of my lower arms and left side of my body after Iknocked over a boiiling vat of home brew when I was three. I almost died!