I know we all did that thing a while ago 7 things about me or something or other but i never did get to see everyones. So since you all know mine anyway heres some more run of the mill normal thngs about me

I used to play footy until the knee finally gave in 18 months ago.

Now i live for the weekends when i get to play with the big boss of my little family - hes all of 10 months old and the toughest little crawler you've ever met!!

Hes got an awesome 'liverpool' kiss (i have 2 blood noses to prove it) and a right hook that will do him proud later in life.

He has a mean little throw as well - just needs to work on his direction. I cant wait until he can kick a ball - think i have bought him like 4 already!!! i know im sick!!

Other than that i have a fondness for the cold amber nectar stuff and while im pretty sensible on the beer i can get a little out of hand on the jungle juice, my wife is trying to culture me and has started buying this stuff made from grapes!!! Vino i think they call it - i can handle a couple of glasses of the red kind.

Did i mention my better half is from 'down under' - (dont even go there Pud!) She aint working at the moment as she is bringing up the little man.

Im out of a job come end of July - working on rectifying that though.

so lets here some more about you boys (and girls)

Last time I checked, we all came from 'down under' so to speak.

Why does everyone think I'll make some sexual reference

Some about me:

I once got caught pulling one off in the bath when I was 11, by my dad who was walking past. He just said "be careful you don't pull it off!"

I once got a cap gun stuck on my lip. Jesus, that hurt!

I once got my head stuck in a kiddies push along toy.

I believed for ages that if my Great Gran took her earrings out if she drank a cup of tea it would come out of the holes!

I have had skin grafts from the inside of my right thigh to cover part of my lower arms and left side of my body after Iknocked over a boiiling vat of home brew when I was three. I almost died!

I'm out of beer

School boy error.

LOOOL long time since I was a school boy