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Author:  Cogsgoigne [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:18 am ]
Post subject:  Always good to know what your kids are up to
A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
> With
>> the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
>> Dear Mum and Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling
>you
>> that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he
>> is
>so
>> nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big
>> motorcycle. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that
>> we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have
>> many
>more
>> children with me and that's one of my dreams.
>> I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing
>> it for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all
>> the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll
>> pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He
>> deserves
it.
>> Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films
>> that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I
>> can
>earn
>> £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in
>> the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.
>> Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of
>myself.
>> Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
>> Your loving daughter, Aimee
>> p.s: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I
>> just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than
>> ENGLAND GETTING BEAT ON F*CKING PENALTIES AGAIN,.
>> I love you. Aimee
Author:  kenn121 [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:35 pm ]
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loved it
Author:  smoothplz [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:29 am ]
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LOFL!! Allthough they are fairly minor issues when compared with England's dismal penalty record!!!!!!
Author:  hammerheid [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:51 pm ]
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cracked me up hahahahahaha

Stan
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