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snake_eyes · **Posted:** Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:20 pm

This must have made her gag

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Gorvacofin · **Posted:** Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:36 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofV_iFBw2YE

Dream of Vegas · **Posted:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:44 pm

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

How do you repair a woman's watch?
You don't need to. There is a clock on the oven.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.

BurnleyMik · **Posted:** Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:54 am

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BurnleyMik · **Posted:** Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:45 pm

dD · **Posted:** Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:57 pm

The Annual Premature Ejaculation Society's dinner is Friday - no dress code, just come in your pants.

dD · **Posted:** Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:22 pm

When travelling in extreme weather conditions, the government advise you should carry a shovel, a hazard light and a blanket.

I looked a right c unt on the bus this morning !

( boom boom ! )

NoCash · **Posted:** Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:39 am

Funniest thing so far this year

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/blackburn_rovers/9336036.stm

Dream of Vegas · **Posted:** Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:15 pm

NoCash wrote:

Funniest thing so far this year

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/blackburn_rovers/9336036.stm

LOL . . . kids with a New Toy!!! LOL and Beckham wanted on a loan deal.

hammerheid · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:54 pm

Women eh ?

boob jobs
nose jobs
teeth bleaching
tummy tucks
liposuction
colonc irrigation
botox
pierced ears
pierced nips
pierced bellies
pierced cl its
eyebrows plucked
bikini wax
armpits shaved
legs waxed
lips tattooed
ti its tattooed
arms tattooed
legs tattooed
lengthy diets
strenuous exercise

and then ..........
they wont take it up the

ar se

because , apparently

IT HURTS

hammerheid · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:56 pm

in an effort to be sexy a woman puts a lollipop up her chuff and begins to play with herself ..... her husband says " thats very nice dear but wont u need that to get the kids across the road in the morning?

hammerheid · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:58 pm

man says to wife " right you ,you sexy thing , upstairs and get your kit off" "oooohhh says wife you kinky thing " man says " im only kidding the football is starting now get me a forkin beer"

hammerheid · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:59 pm

the missus isnt happy coz i replaced one of her tam pons with a party popper

hammerheid · **Posted:** Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:50 am

NASA sent 2 monkeys and a woman into space,
radio messages:

NASA to monkey one

ptimise life support systems and recalibrate radiation monitors

NASA to monkey two : check trajectory and compensate using formula (m2-3n)x(5-m3)

NASA to woman : feed monkeys and touch fork all

Cogsgoigne · **Posted:** Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:40 am

Police have advised people to stay out of Watford Town Centre.

Not because of a bomb scare, but because it is a shithole.

hammerheid · **Posted:** Sat Jun 04, 2011 5:40 pm

Police have found a large cache of automatic and semi automatic weapons along with large quantities of crack cocaine,heroin and exstacy behind the jobcentre in watford town centre , locals are astounded as the didnt realise they had a job centre

hammerheid · **Posted:** Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:25 pm

Medical fact: If a woman drinks 2 glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it as well!

kvnstv · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:13 pm

Made me chuckle.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/wor ... cle/53704/

Amatay · **Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:43 pm

http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2011/07/e ... -suitcase/

Dream of Vegas · **Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:51 pm

Amatay wrote:

http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2011/07/epic-fail-wife-caught-smuggling-husband-prison-suitcase/

Nicked for FB so funny

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