Just get it off your chest!!! call names, out them fish, scream, swear and basically do whatever just to get it off your chest!!

Might help a few of us!

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PokerStars Game #35624512109: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2009/11/20 22:37:05 WET [2009/11/20 17:37:05 ET]
Table 'Eumelos VI' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: jurrien11 ($109.75 in chips)
Seat 2: TheLipoFund ($103.15 in chips)
Seat 3: Gorvacofin ($100 in chips)
Seat 4: In Der Donk ($258.75 in chips)
Seat 5: chiTown22 ($179 in chips)
Seat 6: Godkiller84 ($101.50 in chips)
In Der Donk: posts small blind $0.50
chiTown22: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Gorvacofin [Ks Kd]
Godkiller84: folds
jurrien11: raises $2 to $3
TheLipoFund: folds
Gorvacofin: raises $7 to $10
In Der Donk: folds
chiTown22: folds
jurrien11: calls $7
*** FLOP *** [6c Js 3h]
jurrien11: checks
Gorvacofin: bets $14
jurrien11: calls $14
*** TURN *** [6c Js 3h] [7c]
jurrien11: checks
TheLipoFund said, "so are you guys RB pros or do u make $$"
Gorvacofin: bets $25
jurrien11: raises $30 to $55
Gorvacofin: raises $21 to $76 and is all-in
jurrien11: calls $21
*** RIVER *** [6c Js 3h 7c] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jurrien11: shows [8c 8h] (three of a kind, Eights)
Gorvacofin: shows [Ks Kd] (a pair of Kings)
jurrien11 collected $198.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $201.50 | Rake $3
Board [6c Js 3h 7c 8s]
Seat 1: jurrien11 showed [8c 8h] and won ($198.50) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 2: TheLipoFund folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Gorvacofin (button) showed [Ks Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: In Der Donk (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: chiTown22 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Godkiller84 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

one outer (case 8 of spades), followed by a soul read (well ok it was obv he had fk all) and the SOB fkin keeps on trashing me. To make it worse, after he does me the second time, the fkin ass-sniffin-peice-of-trodden-shyte then immediately leaves th table!!! GFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Everest No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (5 handed) - Everest Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG ($18.25)
MP ($44.20)
Button ($10.62)
Hero (SB) ($26.25)
BB ($12.70)

Preflop: Hero is SB with ,
1 fold, MP calls $0.25, Button calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.10, BB checks

Flop: ($1) , , (4 players)
Hero bets $0.65, 2 folds, Button calls $0.65

Turn: ($2.30) (2 players)
Hero bets $1.95, Button raises to $3.90, Hero raises to $25.35 (All-In), Button calls $5.82 (All-In)

River: ($21.74) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $21.74 | Rake: $1.05

Results:
Button had 7, 9 (straight flush, ten high).
Hero had 7, A (flush, Ace high).
Outcome: Button won $20.69

Followed a little later by:

Everest No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Everest Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG ($27.15)
MP ($17.35)
CO ($43.45)
Button ($22.69)
Hero (SB) ($26.20)
BB ($12.05)

Preflop: Hero is SB with ,
3 folds, Button bets $0.90, Hero raises to $3.05, 1 fold, Button calls $2.15

Flop: ($6.35) , , (2 players)
Hero bets $4.95, Button raises to $19.64 (All-In), Hero raises to $23.15 (All-In)

Turn: ($45.63) (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($45.63) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $45.63 | Rake: $2.25

Results:
Button had 2, A (two pair, Aces and threes).
Hero had 8, 8 (two pair, eights and threes).
Outcome: Button won $43.38


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Damned French.

Ul Gorv and Mik, suks

Mik, you gonna own this thread like Amatay did the binkage thread?

Sam, looks like TheLipoFund has branched out to cash games.

that was what I noticed

No hand histories cos they are at home but f*ck it I feel like a rant.
Played a set of SnG's last night and on one of em got heads up down 5:1ish on stacks and slowly got myself back on top after which I got all the chips in the middle either pre or on the flop ahead every time FIVE times only for the slutpig to outdraw me each and every time to leave me crippled. Every time I got back ahead except the last when I got it in with two pair but he had higher two pair....sigh

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the worst muttttttherfukkker in the world and he sucks out EVERYTIME against me. I feel like spewing.

** Game ID 3017386633 starting - 2009-12-12 13:49:11
** Eger [Hold'em] (0.25|0.50 NL - $ Cash Game) Real Money

- IronCurtain sitting in seat 1 with $50.00
- SUxxXxx sitting in seat 2 with $48.00
- Autoheu10 sitting in seat 3 with $48.73
- 8BurnleyMik8 sitting in seat 4 with $75.30
- luky777allin sitting in seat 5 with $101.38 [Dealer]
- crrazzzy_pl sitting in seat 6 with $78.81

crrazzzy_pl posted the small blind - $0.25
IronCurtain posted the big blind - $0.50
** Dealing card to 8BurnleyMik8: K of s, A of s
SUxxXxx folded
Autoheu10 raised - $2.50
8BurnleyMik8 raised - $7.50
luky777allin folded
crrazzzy_pl folded
IronCurtain folded
Autoheu10 went all-in - $46.23
8BurnleyMik8 called - $48.73
** Dealing the flop: 6 of s, 4 of d, J of d
** Dealing the turn: 10 of h
** Dealing the river: 10 of s
Autoheu10 shows: J of h, A of d
8BurnleyMik8 mucks: K of s, A of s
Autoheu10 wins $95.21 from the main pot

End of game 3017386633


** Game ID 3017499069 starting - 2009-12-12 15:01:38
** Dover [Hold'em] (0.25|0.50 NL - $ Cash Game) Real Money

- mr-magic sitting in seat 1 with $6.50 [Dealer]
- mrmicko sitting in seat 2 with $22.97
- 8BurnleyMik8 sitting in seat 4 with $61.49
- Autoheu10 sitting in seat 5 with $27.85
- IronCurtain sitting in seat 6 with $189.37

mrmicko posted the small blind - $0.25
8BurnleyMik8 posted the big blind - $0.50
** Dealing card to 8BurnleyMik8: A of s, K of c
Autoheu10 raised - $2.50
IronCurtain folded
mr-magic folded
mrmicko folded
8BurnleyMik8 went all-in - $60.99
Autoheu10 went all-in - $25.35
** Dealing the flop: 4 of h, 5 of s, J of h
** Dealing the turn: 8 of d
** Dealing the river: 4 of d
8BurnleyMik8 shows: A of s, K of c
Autoheu10 shows: 4 of s, A of h
Autoheu10 wins $53.16 from the main pot

End of game 3017499069

** Game ID 3017459685 starting - 2009-12-12 14:36:14
** Dover [Hold'em] (0.25|0.50 NL - $ Cash Game) Real Money

- mr-magic sitting in seat 1 with $8.50
- mrmicko sitting in seat 2 with $50.00
- Daoketao sitting in seat 3 with $57.41
- 8BurnleyMik8 sitting in seat 4 with $78.49 [Dealer]
- Autoheu10 sitting in seat 5 with $48.00
- IronCurtain sitting in seat 6 with $134.17

Autoheu10 posted the small blind - $0.25
IronCurtain posted the big blind - $0.50
** Dealing card to 8BurnleyMik8: 9 of s, 9 of c
mr-magic folded
Daoketao folded
8BurnleyMik8 raised - $1.50
Autoheu10 called - $1.50
IronCurtain folded
** Dealing the flop: 4 of h, 8 of s, J of h
Autoheu10 bet - $3.50
8BurnleyMik8 raised - $12.00
Autoheu10 called - $12.00
** Dealing the turn: 3 of d
Autoheu10 checked
8BurnleyMik8 checked
** Dealing the river: 8 of d
Autoheu10 checked
8BurnleyMik8 checked
Autoheu10 shows: J of c, 9 of d
8BurnleyMik8 mucks: 9 of s, 9 of c
Autoheu10 wins $26.13 from the main pot

End of game 3017459685



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even worse these were € games.

[censored] off FT, rush suks, in protest I have withdrawn what is left of my roll to play exclusively on PL.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($114.30)
Hero (SB) ($74.20)
BB ($47.25)
UTG ($73.80)
MP ($64.80)
CO ($12.90)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 10, 10
1 fold, MP bets $1.25, 2 folds, Hero raises to $5, 1 fold, MP calls $3.75

Flop: ($10.50) 2, 9, 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $8.50, MP raises to $19.50, Hero raises to $69.20 (All-In), MP calls $40.30 (All-In)

Turn: ($130.10) 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($130.10) 3 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $130.10 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had 10, 10 (one pair, tens).
MP had 2, 2 (three of a kind, twos).
Outcome: MP won $127.10


Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($48)
BB ($91.95)
UTG ($56.85)
MP ($19.40)
Hero (CO) ($54.75)
Button ($108.40)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J, Q
2 folds, Hero bets $1.50, 2 folds, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.25) 4, Q, J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3, BB raises to $9, Hero raises to $27, BB raises to $84.25, Hero calls $26.25 (All-In)

Turn: ($109.75) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($109.75) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $109.75 | Rake: $3

Results:
BB had J, A (two pair, Aces and Jacks).
Hero had J, Q (two pair, Queens and Jacks).
Outcome: BB won $106.75


Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($18.70)
UTG ($26.10)
Hero (MP) ($64.50)
CO ($56.05)
Button ($193.45)
SB ($20.90)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Q, Q
UTG bets $1, Hero raises to $4.50, 4 folds, UTG calls $3.50

Flop: ($9.75) 6, K, 4 (2 players)
UTG bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50

Turn: ($16.75) 5 (2 players)
UTG bets $18.10 (All-In), Hero calls $18.10

River: ($52.95) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $52.95 | Rake: $2.60

Results:
UTG had A, 9 (flush, Ace high).
Hero had Q, Q (two pair, Kings and Queens).
Outcome: UTG won $50.35


F uck you FT

FU PL aswell

* Game ID 3117171067 starting - 2010-01-29 23:17:42
** Big Shot [Hold'em] (0.25|0.50 NL - $ Cash Game) Real Money

- SnakeFish sitting in seat 1 with $50.00
- malimali sitting in seat 2 with $17.10
- AHAHAHAHA sitting in seat 3 with $27.74
- Skinback sitting in seat 4 with $83.69
- latiks07 sitting in seat 5 with $46.91
- TakJorMony sitting in seat 6 with $106.00 [Dealer]

SnakeFish posted the small blind - $0.25
AHAHAHAHA posted the big blind - $0.50
** Dealing card to SnakeFish: A of c, Q of s
Skinback called - $0.50
latiks07 raised - $1.00
TakJorMony folded
SnakeFish raised - $3.00
AHAHAHAHA folded
Skinback folded
latiks07 called - $3.00
** Dealing the flop: Q of h, Q of d, 10 of h
SnakeFish checked
latiks07 bet - $6.00
SnakeFish raised - $18.00
latiks07 raised - $30.00
SnakeFish went all-in - $29.00
latiks07 went all-in - $13.91
** Dealing the turn: J of c
** Dealing the river: 10 of s
SnakeFish shows: A of c, Q of s
latiks07 shows: J of h, Q of c
latiks07 wins $91.82 from the main pot

End of game 3117171067

very unlucky mate

oh yes I am runnin good. [censored] OFF>

Fkin retards everywhere are just getting my money.

a 63/27/1.4 calling station stacks me twice. It just fkin sucks.

** Game ID 3136028296 starting - 2010-02-07 20:44:23
** Yellow Ledbetter [Hold'em] (0.25|0.50 NL - $ Cash Game) Real Money

- malimali sitting in seat 1 with $10.25
- relaylaundry sitting in seat 2 with $58.61
- chin77027 sitting in seat 3 with $89.83
- MissSpelled sitting in seat 4 with $47.00
- daly6666 sitting in seat 5 with $9.43
- 8BurnleyMik8 sitting in seat 6 with $68.76 [Dealer]

malimali posted the small blind - $0.25
relaylaundry posted the big blind - $0.50
** Dealing card to 8BurnleyMik8: J of d, J of s
chin77027 called - $0.50
MissSpelled folded
daly6666 folded
8BurnleyMik8 raised - $2.00
malimali folded
relaylaundry folded
chin77027 called - $2.00
** Dealing the flop: 2 of h, 5 of c, 3 of d
chin77027 checked
8BurnleyMik8 bet - $3.25
chin77027 called - $3.25
** Dealing the turn: 9 of s
chin77027 checked
8BurnleyMik8 bet - $8.50
chin77027 raised - $34.50
8BurnleyMik8 raised - $60.50
chin77027 went all-in - $50.08
8BurnleyMik8 went all-in - $3.01
** Dealing the river: 9 of c
chin77027 shows: 6 of c, 4 of c
8BurnleyMik8 mucks: J of d, J of s
chin77027 wins $135.27 from the main pot

End of game 3136028296

same m'fkin idiot. I really hate this guy.

** Game ID 3136110820 starting - 2010-02-07 21:14:39
** Yellow Ledbetter [Hold'em] (0.25|0.50 NL - $ Cash Game) Real Money

- gnaque sitting in seat 1 with $23.11
- moscafly sitting in seat 2 with $77.48
- chin77027 sitting in seat 3 with $191.82
- vyckiuzLT sitting in seat 4 with $50.00
- becksgold sitting in seat 5 with $50.00
- 8BurnleyMik8 sitting in seat 6 with $67.46 [Dealer]

gnaque posted the small blind - $0.25
moscafly posted the big blind - $0.50
** Dealing card to 8BurnleyMik8: J of h, J of d
chin77027 raised - $1.00
becksgold raised - $3.00
8BurnleyMik8 called - $3.00
gnaque folded
moscafly folded
chin77027 called - $3.00
** Dealing the flop: 9 of d, 5 of c, 10 of h
chin77027 checked
becksgold bet - $6.00
8BurnleyMik8 raised - $14.25
chin77027 called - $14.25
becksgold folded
** Dealing the turn: 4 of c
chin77027 checked
8BurnleyMik8 bet - $25.00
chin77027 called - $25.00
** Dealing the river: Q of s
chin77027 checked
8BurnleyMik8 checked
chin77027 shows: 5 of h, 5 of d
8BurnleyMik8 mucks: J of h, J of d
chin77027 wins $91.25 from the main pot

End of game 3136110820


Another retarded fish.

** Game ID 3135885518 starting - 2010-02-07 19:55:40
** Dover [Hold'em] (0.25|0.50 NL - $ Cash Game) Real Money

- Gedebjerg sitting in seat 1 with $27.68 [Dealer]
- 8BurnleyMik8 sitting in seat 2 with $50.00
- smoric99 sitting in seat 3 with $44.18
- zohair sitting in seat 4 with $23.52
- malimali sitting in seat 5 with $13.53
- trotyl_TT- sitting in seat 6 with $69.44

8BurnleyMik8 posted the small blind - $0.25
smoric99 posted the big blind - $0.50
** Dealing card to 8BurnleyMik8: K of h, A of h
zohair folded
malimali folded
trotyl_TT- folded
Gedebjerg raised - $1.50
8BurnleyMik8 raised - $5.75
smoric99 folded
Gedebjerg called - $5.75
** Dealing the flop: 5 of s, Q of d, 7 of h
8BurnleyMik8 bet - $8.00
Gedebjerg went all-in - $21.93
8BurnleyMik8 called - $21.93
** Dealing the turn: 7 of s
** Dealing the river: J of s
Gedebjerg shows: 10 of s, J of d
8BurnleyMik8 mucks: K of h, A of h
Gedebjerg wins $53.07 from the main pot

End of game 3135885518


just sigh.

** Game ID 3136117546 starting - 2010-02-07 21:16:07
** Feel This Way [Hold'em] (0.25|0.50 NL - $ Cash Game) Real Money

- bcmontage sitting in seat 1 with $18.17
- Allan16 sitting in seat 2 with $22.47
- MissSpelled sitting in seat 3 with $50.00
- Nut_Cracker sitting in seat 4 with $73.34
- vyckiuzLT sitting in seat 5 with $52.50 [Dealer]
- 8BurnleyMik8 sitting in seat 6 with $53.52

8BurnleyMik8 posted the small blind - $0.25
bcmontage posted the big blind - $0.50
** Dealing card to 8BurnleyMik8: A of c, K of d
Allan16 called - $0.50
MissSpelled folded
Nut_Cracker folded
vyckiuzLT folded
8BurnleyMik8 raised - $2.00
bcmontage called - $2.00
Allan16 called - $2.00
** Dealing the flop: 4 of s, J of c, K of h
8BurnleyMik8 bet - $4.00
bcmontage called - $4.00
Allan16 went all-in - $20.47
8BurnleyMik8 went all-in - $47.52
bcmontage folded
** Dealing the turn: 2 of c
** Dealing the river: 5 of h
8BurnleyMik8 shows: A of c, K of d
Allan16 shows: K of s, J of h
Allan16 wins $48.40 from the main pot

End of game 3136117546



** Game ID 3136006218 starting - 2010-02-07 20:36:49
** Freiburg [Hold'em] (0.25|0.50 NL - $ Cash Game) Real Money

- paradigmlost sitting in seat 1 with $57.41
- putters sitting in seat 2 with $21.03 [Dealer]
- 8BurnleyMik8 sitting in seat 3 with $55.09
- relaylaundry sitting in seat 5 with $51.48
- Adrrrian sitting in seat 6 with $29.33

8BurnleyMik8 posted the small blind - $0.25
relaylaundry posted the big blind - $0.50
** Dealing card to 8BurnleyMik8: 5 of h, 6 of h
Adrrrian called - $0.50
paradigmlost called - $0.50
putters raised - $1.00
8BurnleyMik8 called - $1.00
relaylaundry folded
Adrrrian called - $1.00
paradigmlost called - $1.00
** Dealing the flop: 7 of c, 3 of d, 6 of c
8BurnleyMik8 bet - $3.00
Adrrrian folded
paradigmlost folded
putters called - $3.00
** Dealing the turn: 2 of s
8BurnleyMik8 bet - $7.00
putters called - $7.00
** Dealing the river: 5 of c
8BurnleyMik8 checked
putters went all-in - $10.03
8BurnleyMik8 called - $10.03
putters shows: 2 of c, A of c
8BurnleyMik8 mucks: 5 of h, 6 of h
putters wins $42.34 from the main pot

End of game 3136006218


and I CANNOT HIT ANYTHING. NOT A GOD_DAMNED THING. sigh.

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Stage #37182320 Tourney ID 4976572 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit 40 - 2010-02-09 20:36:33 (ET)
Table: 34419184 (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 1 - SMOOTHPLZ (1,570 in chips)
Seat 2 - JONMARCH (2,340 in chips)
Seat 3 - SEABROOK1 (976 in chips)
Seat 4 - SCANNAMAN (1,488 in chips)
Seat 5 - BOOKIE3 (1,656 in chips)
Seat 6 - PAROTHEAD77 (970 in chips)
BOOKIE3 - Posts small blind 20
PAROTHEAD77 - Posts big blind 40
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to SMOOTHPLZ [Kh Kc]
SMOOTHPLZ - Raises 140 to 140
JONMARCH - Calls 140
SEABROOK1 - Folds
SCANNAMAN - Calls 140
BOOKIE3 - Folds
PAROTHEAD77 - All-In(Raise) 930 to 970
SMOOTHPLZ - All-In(Raise) 1,430 to 1,570
JONMARCH - All-In(Raise) 2,200 to 2,340
SCANNAMAN - Folds
JONMARCH - returned (770) : not called
*** FLOP *** [3h 2s As]
*** TURN *** [3h 2s As] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [3h 2s As 5c] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SMOOTHPLZ - Shows [Kh Kc] (One pair, kings)
JONMARCH - Shows [Ac Ah] (Three of a kind, aces)
PAROTHEAD77 - Shows [9h 9d] (One pair, nines)
JONMARCH Collects 1,200 from side pot-1
JONMARCH Collects 3,070 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(4,270:3,070,1,200)
Board [3h 2s As 5c 7c]
Seat 1: SMOOTHPLZ HI:lost with One pair, kings [Kh Kc - P:Kh,P:Kc,B:As,B:7c,B:5c]
Seat 2: JONMARCH won Total (4,270) All-In HI:(4,270) with Three of a kind, aces [Ac Ah - B:As,P:Ah,P:Ac,B:7c,B:5c]
Seat 3: SEABROOK1 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: SCANNAMAN (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: BOOKIE3 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: PAROTHEAD77 (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, nines [9h 9d - P:9h,P:9d,B:As,B:7c,B:5c]

Very 1st hand of my session and can anything b more tiltin, over bet the pot to drive out the flush draws and kiuschviuqbhgiurbqre


PokerStars Game #39529939107: Tournament #241596109, $3.00+$0.25 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2010/02/10 16:15:58 WET [2010/02/10 11:15:58 ET]
Table '241596109 1' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Delbertt (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: ilone1 (2210 in chips)
Seat 3: gerry3434 (1410 in chips)
Seat 4: grinya889 (1470 in chips)
Seat 5: Pointland32 (1660 in chips)
Seat 6: Virgopup (1330 in chips)
Seat 7: Z_KAL (1350 in chips)
Seat 8: bigmacqxxl (1670 in chips)
Seat 9: deusfumo (900 in chips)
Z_KAL: posts small blind 10
bigmacqxxl: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Delbertt [As Ad]
deusfumo: folds
Delbertt: raises 80 to 100
ilone1: folds
gerry3434: folds
grinya889: calls 100
Pointland32: folds
Virgopup: folds
Z_KAL: folds
bigmacqxxl: calls 80
*** FLOP *** [6c 7h Th]
bigmacqxxl: checks
Delbertt: bets 320
grinya889: folds
bigmacqxxl: calls 320
*** TURN *** [6c 7h Th] [Kd]
bigmacqxxl: checks
Delbertt: bets 1080 and is all-in
bigmacqxxl: calls 1080
*** RIVER *** [6c 7h Th Kd] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bigmacqxxl: shows [Jh Ah] (a flush, Ace high)
Delbertt: shows [As Ad] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
bigmacqxxl collected 3110 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3110 | Rake 0
Board [6c 7h Th Kd 6h]
Seat 1: Delbertt showed [As Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 2: ilone1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: gerry3434 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: grinya889 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Pointland32 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Virgopup (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Z_KAL (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: bigmacqxxl (big blind) showed [Jh Ah] and won (3110) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 9: deusfumo folded before Flop (didn't bet)

all these hands practically simultaneous, 2 of them AK/KK one after the other when deep on the same table, all on the back of a $1k 90 buy in downswong, [censored] off variance!

I wanted to kill my self after the AQ

PokerStars Game #40146282488: Tournament #245695185, $11+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (400/800) - 2010/02/22 13:02:20 WET [2010/02/22 8:02:20 ET]
Table '245695185 2' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: giveup123 (16032 in chips)
Seat 2: Risky.Ray.J (2459 in chips)
Seat 3: ponizzless (22294 in chips)
Seat 4: vikim08 (10185 in chips)
Seat 5: marcusmca (2529 in chips)
Seat 7: badcallthat (9845 in chips)
Seat 9: andyball69 (9942 in chips)
giveup123: posts the ante 75
Risky.Ray.J: posts the ante 75
ponizzless: posts the ante 75
vikim08: posts the ante 75
marcusmca: posts the ante 75
badcallthat: posts the ante 75
andyball69: posts the ante 75
giveup123: posts small blind 400
Risky.Ray.J: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to badcallthat [Kc Ac]
ponizzless: folds
vikim08: folds
marcusmca: folds
badcallthat: raises 8970 to 9770 and is all-in
andyball69: folds
giveup123: folds
Risky.Ray.J: calls 1584 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (7386) returned to badcallthat
*** FLOP *** [Td 4s Ah]
*** TURN *** [Td 4s Ah] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [Td 4s Ah 3c] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Risky.Ray.J: shows [Ad 8h] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
badcallthat: shows [Kc Ac] (a pair of Aces)
Risky.Ray.J collected 5693 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5693 | Rake 0
Board [Td 4s Ah 3c 8d]
Seat 1: giveup123 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Risky.Ray.J (big blind) showed [Ad 8h] and won (5693) with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 3: ponizzless folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: vikim08 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: marcusmca folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: badcallthat showed [Kc Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: andyball69 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #40146303754: Tournament #245695185, $11+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (500/1000) - 2010/02/22 13:03:01 WET [2010/02/22 8:03:01 ET]
Table '245695185 2' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: giveup123 (15557 in chips)
Seat 2: Risky.Ray.J (5693 in chips)
Seat 3: ponizzless (22219 in chips)
Seat 4: vikim08 (10110 in chips)
Seat 5: marcusmca (2454 in chips)
Seat 7: badcallthat (7386 in chips)
Seat 9: andyball69 (9867 in chips)
giveup123: posts the ante 100
Risky.Ray.J: posts the ante 100
ponizzless: posts the ante 100
vikim08: posts the ante 100
marcusmca: posts the ante 100
badcallthat: posts the ante 100
andyball69: posts the ante 100
Risky.Ray.J: posts small blind 500
ponizzless: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to badcallthat [Kc Ks]
vikim08: folds
marcusmca: folds
vikim08 is sitting out
badcallthat: raises 6286 to 7286 and is all-in
andyball69: folds
giveup123: folds
Risky.Ray.J: folds
buldogul is connected
ponizzless: calls 6286
Joseboy2 is connected
*** FLOP *** [Jd 4s 9c]
*** TURN *** [Jd 4s 9c] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 4s 9c Tc] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ponizzless: shows [9h Qs] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
badcallthat: shows [Kc Ks] (a pair of Kings)
ponizzless collected 15772 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15772 | Rake 0
Board [Jd 4s 9c Tc 8d]
Seat 1: giveup123 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Risky.Ray.J (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: ponizzless (big blind) showed [9h Qs] and won (15772) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 4: vikim08 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: marcusmca folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: badcallthat showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 9: andyball69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #40147585426: Tournament #245705628, $11+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2010/02/22 13:43:55 WET [2010/02/22 8:43:55 ET]
Table '245705628 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: hylias (11555 in chips)
Seat 2: badcallthat (3453 in chips)
Seat 3: hukucheng (9409 in chips)
Seat 4: udden82 (10620 in chips)
Seat 5: zabota (3685 in chips)
Seat 6: greekwin (4050 in chips)
Seat 7: SanderSt20 (16320 in chips)
hylias: posts the ante 50
badcallthat: posts the ante 50
hukucheng: posts the ante 50
udden82: posts the ante 50
zabota: posts the ante 50
greekwin: posts the ante 50
SanderSt20: posts the ante 50
badcallthat: posts small blind 200
hukucheng: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to badcallthat [Qd Ah]
udden82: folds
zabota: folds
greekwin: raises 3600 to 4000 and is all-in
SanderSt20: folds
hylias: folds
badcallthat: calls 3203 and is all-in
hukucheng: folds
Uncalled bet (597) returned to greekwin
*** FLOP *** [2d Ad Qs]
*** TURN *** [2d Ad Qs] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [2d Ad Qs Ks] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
badcallthat: shows [Qd Ah] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
greekwin: shows [As 8s] (a flush, Ace high)
greekwin collected 7556 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7556 | Rake 0
Board [2d Ad Qs Ks 6s]
Seat 1: hylias (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: badcallthat (small blind) showed [Qd Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 3: hukucheng (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: udden82 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: zabota folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: greekwin showed [As 8s] and won (7556) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 7: SanderSt20 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[13:46:27] Garry Dobson: PokerStars Game #40147453115: Tournament #245705628, $11+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (150/300) - 2010/02/22 13:39:41 WET [2010/02/22 8:39:41 ET]
Table '245705628 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: hylias (3580 in chips)
Seat 2: badcallthat (5100 in chips)
Seat 4: udden82 (6901 in chips)
Seat 5: zabota (5360 in chips)
Seat 6: greekwin (2325 in chips)
Seat 7: maksiik137 (4075 in chips)
Seat 8: amour4 (1697 in chips)
Seat 9: royaleo (4075 in chips)
hylias: posts the ante 25
badcallthat: posts the ante 25
udden82: posts the ante 25
zabota: posts the ante 25
greekwin: posts the ante 25
maksiik137: posts the ante 25
amour4: posts the ante 25
royaleo: posts the ante 25
hylias: posts small blind 150
badcallthat: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to badcallthat [9h 9d]
udden82: folds
zabota: folds
greekwin: folds
maksiik137: raises 600 to 900
amour4: raises 772 to 1672 and is all-in
royaleo: folds
hylias: folds
badcallthat: raises 3403 to 5075 and is all-in
maksiik137: folds
Uncalled bet (3403) returned to badcallthat
*** FLOP *** [As Ah 5s]
*** TURN *** [As Ah 5s] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [As Ah 5s 9c] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
badcallthat: shows [9h 9d] (a full house, Nines full of Aces)
amour4: shows [Ac 9s] (a full house, Aces full of Nines)
amour4 collected 4594 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4594 | Rake 0
Board [As Ah 5s 9c 2c]
Seat 1: hylias (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: badcallthat (big blind) showed [9h 9d] and lost with a full house, Nines full of Aces
Seat 4: udden82 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: zabota folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: greekwin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: maksiik137 folded before Flop
Seat 8: amour4 showed [Ac 9s] and won (4594) with a full house, Aces full of Nines
Seat 9: royaleo (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

rant over, downswong over to took a 1st 2nd an 3rd in my last 3 games, still down but back in business

ARGGGGGGGGGGGH Final table in a $2.20 Mtt :

Full Tilt Poker Game #18909403595: $2 + $0.20 Tournament (143424458), Table 37 - 3000/6000 Ante 750 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:30:48 ET - 2010/03/02
Seat 1: nyplaya10 (106,607)
Seat 2: xriderouf (231,605)
Seat 4: SBour59 (72,905)
Seat 5: Seo1990 (86,900)
Seat 7: mygee (80,088)
Seat 8: crazydrew1 (153,245)
Seat 9: billybluedevil9 (11,150)
nyplaya10 antes 750
xriderouf antes 750
SBour59 antes 750
Seo1990 antes 750
mygee antes 750
crazydrew1 antes 750
billybluedevil9 antes 750
xriderouf posts the small blind of 3,000
SBour59 posts the big blind of 6,000
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Seo1990 [As Qc]
Seo1990 raises to 17,650
mygee folds
crazydrew1 has 15 seconds left to act
crazydrew1 folds
billybluedevil9 folds
nyplaya10 folds
xriderouf has 15 seconds left to act
xriderouf calls 14,650
SBour59 raises to 72,155, and is all in
Seo1990 has 15 seconds left to act
Seo1990 has requested TIME
Seo1990 raises to 86,150, and is all in
xriderouf has 15 seconds left to act
xriderouf has requested TIME
xriderouf folds
Seo1990 shows [As Qc]
SBour59 shows [Kd Qs]
Uncalled bet of 13,995 returned to Seo1990
*** FLOP *** [4d Kh 6h]
*** TURN *** [4d Kh 6h] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [4d Kh 6h 3c] [2d]
Seo1990 shows Ace King high
SBour59 shows a pair of Kings
SBour59 wins the pot (167,210) with a pair of Kings
HITYR2OUTER (Observer): wtf
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 167,210 | Rake 0
Board: [4d Kh 6h 3c 2d]
Seat 1: nyplaya10 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: xriderouf (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: SBour59 (big blind) showed [Kd Qs] and won (167,210) with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: Seo1990 showed [As Qc] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 7: mygee folded before the Flop
Seat 8: crazydrew1 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: billybluedevil9 folded before the Flop

For a big chip lead with 100 left :

Full Tilt Poker Game #19494560480: $3 + $0.30 Tournament (148534584), Table 45 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:45:25 ET - 2010/03/23
Seat 2: Plyea (3,592)
Seat 3: tonydsb13 (7,670)
Seat 4: Seo1990 (11,060)
Seat 5: daddy luigi (3,495)
Seat 6: Miguel3826 (11,110)
Seat 7: bigplaya2212 (6,815)
Seat 8: slowride2 (3,223)
Seat 9: xxxts (4,730)
Plyea antes 25
tonydsb13 antes 25
Seo1990 antes 25
daddy luigi antes 25
Miguel3826 antes 25
bigplaya2212 antes 25
slowride2 antes 25
xxxts antes 25
Miguel3826 posts the small blind of 150
bigplaya2212 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Seo1990 [Ah Kh]
slowride2 folds
xxxts folds
Plyea folds
tonydsb13 folds
dune123 sits down
dune123 adds 5,790
Seo1990 raises to 985
daddy luigi raises to 3,470, and is all in
Miguel3826 folds
bigplaya2212 calls 3,170
Seo1990 raises to 11,035, and is all in
bigplaya2212 calls 3,320, and is all in
Seo1990 shows [Ah Kh]
daddy luigi shows [8s Ac]
bigplaya2212 shows [Qc Kd]
Uncalled bet of 4,245 returned to Seo1990
*** FLOP *** [3d As Ad]
*** TURN *** [3d As Ad] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [3d As Ad 5d] [Jd]
Seo1990 shows three of a kind, Aces
bigplaya2212 shows a flush, Ace high
bigplaya2212 wins the side pot (6,640) with a flush, Ace high
daddy luigi shows three of a kind, Aces
bigplaya2212 wins the main pot (10,760) with a flush, Ace high
Seo1990: omfg
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 17,400 Main pot 10,760. Side pot 6,640. | Rake 0
Board: [3d As Ad 5d Jd]
Seat 2: Plyea folded before the Flop
Seat 3: tonydsb13 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Seo1990 showed [Ah Kh] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 5: daddy luigi (button) showed [8s Ac] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 6: Miguel3826 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: bigplaya2212 (big blind) showed [Qc Kd] and won (17,400) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 8: slowride2 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: xxxts folded before the Flop

Stupid F'N Donk :

Full Tilt Poker Game #19652869505: Table Celerity (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 8:54:51 ET - 2010/03/29
Seat 1: Seo1990 ($9.46)
Seat 2: jekonya ($4)
Seat 3: PIZZAZ7 ($4)
Seat 4: ron-rich ($4.81)
Seat 5: BraceletOne ($10.27)
Seat 6: DrumandAce ($12.31)
Seo1990 posts the small blind of $0.05
jekonya posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Seo1990 [Ks Ts 9c Qs]
PIZZAZ7 has 8 seconds left to act
PIZZAZ7 calls $0.10
ron-rich folds
BraceletOne raises to $0.30
DrumandAce calls $0.30
Seo1990 calls $0.25
jekonya calls $0.20
PIZZAZ7 calls $0.20
*** FLOP *** [8h 9h Jc]
Seo1990 bets $1.50
jekonya raises to $3.70, and is all in
PIZZAZ7 folds
BraceletOne folds
DrumandAce folds
Seo1990 calls $2.20
jekonya shows [4h 8c 4c 2h]
Seo1990 shows [Ks Ts 9c Qs]
*** TURN *** [8h 9h Jc] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [8h 9h Jc 5h] [7s]
jekonya shows a flush, Nine high
Seo1990: idiot
Seo1990 shows a straight, Queen high
jekonya wins the pot ($8.31) with a flush, Nine high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8.90 | Rake $0.59
Board: [8h 9h Jc 5h 7s]
Seat 1: Seo1990 (small blind) showed [Ks Ts 9c Qs] and lost with a straight, Queen high
Seat 2: jekonya (big blind) showed [4h 8c 4c 2h] and won ($8.31) with a flush, Nine high
Seat 3: PIZZAZ7 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: ron-rich didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: BraceletOne folded on the Flop
Seat 6: DrumandAce (button) folded on the Flop

Just [censored] off and die poker

The first hand I butchered as I should have check/shoved the turn but result would have been the same as he would have called. Just shows I cannot fold in these spots so I suk, but the 2 outer hits yet again. My call is terribad.

2nd hand is pur comedy, sticking 11 in pf and hitting gin with rags yet again. Fiwegfdiwegfiywegfiuwgefigwiuegfiywegfbywigfiwegfyiwegyfigwyigfiwyegfiywgwefiwuef

€0.25/€0.50 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG davidmezei (€54.33)
UTG+1 mattelol (€112.53)
CO dollabill (€59.32)
BTN McKinkynen (€34.91)
SB Hero (€50)
BB WINRAR (€50)

Pre-Flop: (€0.75, 6 players) Hero is SB [8c] [9c]
1 fold, mattelol raises to €2, dollabill calls €2, McKinkynen calls €2, Hero calls €1.75, 1 fold

Flop: [9d] [Qh] [9h] (€8.50, 4 players)
Hero bets €5.75, mattelol calls €5.75, 2 folds

Turn: [6s] (€20, 2 players)
Hero checks, mattelol bets €10, Hero calls €10

River: [Ac] (€40, 2 players)
Hero checks, mattelol goes all-in €94.78, Hero goes all-in €32.25

Final Pot: €167.03
Hero shows
[8c] [9c]
mattelol shows
[As] [Ah]


mattelol collects €101.50 (net -€11.03)
McKinkynen lost €2
Hero lost €50
dollabill lost €2



€0.25/€0.50 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG WINRAR (€50)
UTG+1 davidmezei (€58.68)
CO mattelol (€157.78)
BTN dollabill (€77.60)
SB McKinkynen (€11.97)
BB Hero (€50)

Pre-Flop: (€0.75, 6 players) Hero is BB [As] [Ac]
1 fold, davidmezei raises to €1.50, 1 fold, dollabill calls €1.50, McKinkynen calls €1.25, Hero raises to €7, davidmezei calls €5.50, dollabill calls €5.50, McKinkynen goes all-in €10.47, Hero calls €4.97, davidmezei calls €4.97, dollabill calls €4.97

Flop: [9d] [6s] [7h] (€47.88, 4 players, 1 all-in)
Hero goes all-in €38.03, 1 fold, dollabill calls €38.03

Turn: [6d] (€123.94, 3 players, 2 all-in)

River: [8s] (€123.94, 3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: €123.94
McKinkynen shows
[3c] [Qd]
Hero shows
[As] [Ac]
dollabill shows
[9h] [6h]

dollabill wins €120.94 (net +€70.94)

McKinkynen lost €11.97
Hero lost €50
davidmezei lost €11.97

I just dont get how these donks get rewarded.

Venting on here but seriously considering withdrawing as mentally I am spent.

Withdrawn my roll, gonna have a break. The mental anguish is just too much.

Absolute [censored] nonsense!!!
I know he's going to call with his stack....i'm 7th of 198,the mtt is 6 handed & this is for the FT........but he flops the [censored] straight??? Thats just taking the [censored] [censored]!!
80 bucks for 7th doesnt make me feel any better


Stage #162379691 Tourney ID 5218685 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit 2,000 - 2010-04-26 00:47:37 (ET)
Table: 26 (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealer
Seat 1 - ORYGUNSUE (8,124 in chips)
Seat 3 - RISK37 (56,280 in chips)
Seat 4 - SMOOTHPLZ (11,616 in chips)
Seat 5 - EXUDEN (93,381 in chips)
ORYGUNSUE - Ante 200
RISK37 - Ante 200
SMOOTHPLZ - Ante 200
EXUDEN - Ante 200
RISK37 - Posts small blind 1,000
SMOOTHPLZ - Posts big blind 2,000
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to SMOOTHPLZ [9d 9h]
EXUDEN - Raises 5,000 to 5,000
ORYGUNSUE - Folds
RISK37 - Folds
SMOOTHPLZ - All-In(Raise) 9,416 to 11,416
EXUDEN - Calls 6,416
*** FLOP *** [5s 3s 4d]
*** TURN *** [5s 3s 4d] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [5s 3s 4d 5h] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SMOOTHPLZ - Shows [9d 9h] (Two Pair, nines and fives)
EXUDEN - Shows [Ac 2d] (Straight, ace to five)
EXUDEN Collects 24,632 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(24,632)
Board [5s 3s 4d 5h 8d]
Seat 1: ORYGUNSUE (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: RISK37 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: SMOOTHPLZ (big blind) HI:lost with Two Pair, nines and fives [9d 9h - P:9h,P:9d,B:5s,B:5h,B:8d]
Seat 5: EXUDEN won Total (24,632) HI:(24,632) with Straight, ace to five [Ac 2d - B:5s,B:4d,B:3s,P:2d,P:Ac]

And its my birthday today (monday!)

rant over..........gd nite!!!