Gotta be kidding me right!!!

Stage #203419034 Tourney ID 5237554 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit 20 - 2010-05-23 23:01:14 (ET)
Table: 36381839 (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 2 - BUCKSAW62 (2,943 in chips)
Seat 3 - BIGBUCKPOKER (1,675 in chips)
Seat 4 - REMITANCEMAN (1,090 in chips)
Seat 5 - WEEONE (1,587 in chips)
Seat 6 - SMOOTHPLZ (1,705 in chips)
BUCKSAW62 - Posts small blind 10
BIGBUCKPOKER - Posts big blind 20
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to SMOOTHPLZ [Kc 10c]
REMITANCEMAN - Calls 20
WEEONE - Folds
SMOOTHPLZ - Calls 20
BUCKSAW62 - Folds
BIGBUCKPOKER - Checks
*** FLOP *** [4c Qc 7s]
BIGBUCKPOKER - Bets 110
REMITANCEMAN - Folds
SMOOTHPLZ - Raises 220 to 220
BIGBUCKPOKER - Raises 500 to 610
SMOOTHPLZ - All-In(Raise) 1,465 to 1,685
BIGBUCKPOKER - All-In 1,045
SMOOTHPLZ - returned (30) : not called
*** TURN *** [4c Qc 7s] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [4c Qc 7s Js] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BIGBUCKPOKER - Shows [5c 8c] (Straight, four to eight)
SMOOTHPLZ - Shows [Kc 10c] (king high)
BIGBUCKPOKER Collects 3,380 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(3,380)
Board [4c Qc 7s Js 6d]
Seat 2: BUCKSAW62 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: BIGBUCKPOKER (big blind) won Total (3,380) All-In HI:(3,380) with Straight, four to eight [5c 8c - P:8c,B:7s,B:6d,P:5c,B:4c]
Seat 4: REMITANCEMAN Folded on the FLOP
Seat 5: WEEONE Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: SMOOTHPLZ (dealer) HI:lost with king high [Kc 10c - P:Kc,B:Qc,B:Js,P:10c,B:7s]

Oh feck off.......

Yup, just fck off

Full Tilt Poker Game #21145271749: Early Double - A (162699444), Table 37 - 400/800 Ante 100 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:49:03 ET - 2010/05/26
Seat 1: Zinedine2 (11,175)
Seat 2: enigmaxtreme (37,293)
Seat 3: aputnoky (20,310)
Seat 4: LakeTahoeGal (15,161)
Seat 5: Cerni Please (10,055)
Seat 6: Twisteddlogic (9,125)
Seat 7: Johnnie-Cola (37,841)
Seat 8: Jon2322 (13,116)
Seat 9: eltudla (12,511)
Zinedine2 antes 100
enigmaxtreme antes 100
aputnoky antes 100
LakeTahoeGal antes 100
Cerni Please antes 100
Twisteddlogic antes 100
Johnnie-Cola antes 100
Jon2322 antes 100
eltudla antes 100
Cerni Please posts the small blind of 400
Twisteddlogic posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jon2322 [Ac Kd]
Johnnie-Cola raises to 2,400
Jon2322 has 15 seconds left to act
Jon2322 raises to 13,016, and is all in
eltudla folds
Zinedine2 folds
enigmaxtreme folds
aputnoky folds
LakeTahoeGal folds
Cerni Please folds
Twisteddlogic folds
Johnnie-Cola calls 10,616
Jon2322 shows [Ac Kd]
Johnnie-Cola shows [Ad Ts]
*** FLOP *** [Qs Ks Qd]
*** TURN *** [Qs Ks Qd] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Qs Ks Qd 4s] [Jd]
Jon2322 shows two pair, Kings and Queens
Johnnie-Cola shows a straight, Ace high
Johnnie-Cola wins the pot (28,132) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 28,132 | Rake 0
Board: [Qs Ks Qd 4s Jd]
Seat 1: Zinedine2 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: enigmaxtreme folded before the Flop
Seat 3: aputnoky folded before the Flop
Seat 4: LakeTahoeGal (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Cerni Please (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Twisteddlogic (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Johnnie-Cola showed [Ad Ts] and won (28,132) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 8: Jon2322 showed [Ac Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 9: eltudla folded before the Flop

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PokerStars Game #48607080570: Tournament #303077525, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIX (600/1200) - 2010/08/24 18:09:11 WET [2010/08/24 13:09:11 ET]
Table '303077525 212' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: G16 Ace (49049 in chips)
Seat 2: thomass121 (55246 in chips)
Seat 3: elizabet60 (21301 in chips)
Seat 4: marke01d (52620 in chips)
Seat 5: romahoki17 (25319 in chips)
Seat 6: uilenkop (55269 in chips)
G16 Ace: posts the ante 150
thomass121: posts the ante 150
elizabet60: posts the ante 150
marke01d: posts the ante 150
romahoki17: posts the ante 150
uilenkop: posts the ante 150
elizabet60: posts small blind 600
marke01d: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to G16 Ace [Kd As]
romahoki17: raises 1200 to 2400
uilenkop: folds
G16 Ace: raises 4266 to 6666
thomass121: folds
elizabet60: folds
marke01d: folds
romahoki17: calls 4266
*** FLOP *** [9s Ks Th]
romahoki17: checks
G16 Ace: bets 8400
romahoki17: raises 10103 to 18503 and is all-in
G16 Ace: calls 10103
*** TURN *** [9s Ks Th] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [9s Ks Th Kh] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
romahoki17: shows [Jh Qd] (a straight, Nine to King)
G16 Ace: shows [Kd As] (three of a kind, Kings)
romahoki17 collected 53038 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 53038 | Rake 0
Board [9s Ks Th Kh 2s]
Seat 1: G16 Ace showed [Kd As] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: thomass121 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: elizabet60 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: marke01d (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: romahoki17 showed [Jh Qd] and won (53038) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 6: uilenkop folded before Flop (didn't bet)